K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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