Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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