hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Where is the hickey?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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