I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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