Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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