A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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