once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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