He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
love makes seman taste better
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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