bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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