so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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