Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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