We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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