i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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