Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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