Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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