The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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