2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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