its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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