shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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