Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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