If that was your dad, he is hot
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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