Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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