Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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