She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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