Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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