My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
When are your genitals available?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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