oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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