Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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