I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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