tell your sister to shave her snatch
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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