weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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