dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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