Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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