It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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