Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
well you can't waste a boner
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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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