big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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