Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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