dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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