my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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