And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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