You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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