it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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True strength comes from lack of pants
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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