one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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