At least make sure they are 18
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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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