you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
No subtext here. People are naked.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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