is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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