I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize