O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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