Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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