you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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