Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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