My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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